Post by wmmvrrvrrmmPost by Jasper TilerThe movies will be action movies starring "The Rock" as a tough
alien-hunter and Keanu Reeves as an evil android.
Part 6 will hit theaters on 4/1/2006.
I thought Keanu was going to play the part of an alien able to
camouflage itself as a wooden thing
Man, that's gonna leave a mark. ;) (I'm actually a pretty big Reeves
fan, but I'll admit he's pretty, uhm...stiff. He's lots of fun when he's
cast properly - see the "starched shirts and hookers" speech in Johnny
Mnemonic...hilarious.)
Guilty Pleasures: OK, Johnny Mnemonic, for one. Uhm.....Freejack's another.
Galaxina just leaves me in stitches...."Don't shoot! You might hit The
Lord!" and of course the "Porno!"* ditty, sung before starting the
pub/cathouse crawl. Ah, those INCREDIBLY awful 3-D zombie flicks - oh geeze
they're terrible...but fun. My dream-team for a truly awful movie: Stallone,
Ahnold and Snipes, directed by Voerhoven, in a sci-fi/slasher/zombie epic.
No wait, they made Jason X.....*smirk*
*"Porno!" lyrics:
Porno, porno, PORNO!
Let's go!
Any old port in a storm,
any old ho', ho', ho', ho'.
ho', ho', ho', ho'.
(repeat)
(whistle)