Hunting and cooking aliens for meat!!!

[Lucas J. Riesau]

In the next Alien movie, the Aliens will be the prey,
hunted, killed and eaten by gourmets from all over the
universe.

Will they become Alien burgers???

[Mike, who else?]

In the next Alien movie, the Aliens will be the prey, hunted, killed and
eaten by gourmets from all over the universe.
Will they become Alien burgers???

Maybe.
I think the face huggers will be appetizers, much like calamari. Chest
bursters will be like veal tenderloin. Thinly sliced, sauteed in a
mushroom sauce and served with red wine.

Mike

[unknown]

Post by Mike, who else?

In the next Alien movie, the Aliens will be the prey, hunted, killed and
eaten by gourmets from all over the universe.
Will they become Alien burgers???

Maybe.
I think the face huggers will be appetizers, much like calamari. Chest
bursters will be like veal tenderloin. Thinly sliced, sauteed in a
mushroom sauce and served with red wine.
Mike

The alien head can be a centerpiece, cut down the middle length-wise,
pulled apart and stuffed with cheese and mushrooms. Alien Day will
bring the family together in celebrating the human triumph over
xenomorph. Children will be blindfolded, then use a bat to try to bust
open alien eggs (hung upside down) filled with candy and money.

[swarvegorilla]

Post by unknown

Post by Mike, who else?

In the next Alien movie, the Aliens will be the prey, hunted, killed and
eaten by gourmets from all over the universe.
Will they become Alien burgers???

Maybe.
I think the face huggers will be appetizers, much like calamari. Chest
bursters will be like veal tenderloin. Thinly sliced, sauteed in a
mushroom sauce and served with red wine.
Mike

The alien head can be a centerpiece, cut down the middle length-wise,
pulled apart and stuffed with cheese and mushrooms. Alien Day will
bring the family together in celebrating the human triumph over
xenomorph. Children will be blindfolded, then use a bat to try to bust
open alien eggs (hung upside down) filled with candy and money.

I imagine you are going to need some of my trademark
pH 10 calcium gravy extract to make it
Just that little bit more survivable!
Yes a concentrated GARF cure bath,
isn't just good for killing ant nests anymore!
Remember the golden rule cooking hard meat.
Equalize BEFORE ya cauterise!

[Mike, who else?]

I imagine you are going to need some of my trademark pH 10 calcium gravy
extract to make it Just that little bit more survivable! Yes a
concentrated GARF cure bath,
isn't just good for killing ant nests anymore! Remember the golden rule
cooking hard meat. Equalize BEFORE ya cauterise!

I was thinking about making candied apples using secreted resin. The
children would love it! Delicious & nutritious. yum yum

Mike

[w***@yahoo.com]

I remember when there was a comic book story in which an ET gourmet
was after the spores to cook and eat them.



I suppose if we understand the idea that the Alien creature had the
consistency of an octopus and was able to crush itself up into a
relatively smallish box shape as in the comic book of the original
movie, maybe there might be comparisons to calamary, once the acid has
been neutralised

[swarvegorilla]

Post by w***@yahoo.com
I remember when there was a comic book story in which an ET gourmet
was after the spores to cook and eat them.
I suppose if we understand the idea that the Alien creature had the
consistency of an octopus and was able to crush itself up into a
relatively smallish box shape as in the comic book of the original
movie, maybe there might be comparisons to calamary, once the acid has
been neutralised

try eat a deep sea squid mate.
the ammonia will burn your face off
:)
true story